I don’t care what anyone thinks, I love my non-committal greeting cards! Also, I’ve decided that they might also be mean, but I’m not sure because I have a high tolerance for mean. Hmm. Oh well, mean is good, too. As long as it’s impersonal and over the internet, anyway.
So here are some more Non-Committal Greeting Cards! I only made a few this time and, actually, they’ve been on the back burner for months. Maybe I should have made an Easter one? Eh.
Yes, some of these are directed at my internalized self-loathing. No, I’m not telling you which ones. Well, okay. The birthday girl one, and the student loan one. Also, when my father got married, the first card is almost literally what he said to me, verbatim.
Sources (thanks a million, Flickr users. You guys all rock!)